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Just as Islam means peace, none of the 99
names of Allah mean violence. Similarly,

every religion in the world stands for peace,

compassion and brotherhood. ... Terrorism

and extremism use diverse causes.

In each case, it is driven by
distortion of religion.”

SuShma Swaraj, ExtErnal affairs MinistEr

“We don’t count human casualties, we count what targets
we have hit or not hit. ... The statement on casualties will
be made by the government. The IAF is not in a position twitterati
to clarify on how many people were there. ,,, If we plan to
hit the target, we hit the target. Otherwise why would they there were a lot of mosquitoes at 3:30
respond? If we had dropped bombs in the jungle, there was am at night. so, i used Hit (mosquito
no need for them to respond. ... We cannot count how many repellent) on them. now, should i sit and
people died. That depends on how many people were there.”
BS Dhanoa, Air Chief MArshAl, indiAn Air forCe Chief count how many mosquitoes i killed or
sleep in comfort.
“Elections are soon going to be held to uphold the principles of democracy. The Vijay Kumar Singh @Gen_VKSingh
Commission desires that these elections should be the most inclusive with absolute
neutrality by people involved in organising them. Holding election is a challenge Whose interests do i protect? Yours
because of various factors such as topography, population density, holidays, etc.”
or the people’s you claim to represent?
SuNil arora, Chief eleCtion CommiSSioner of inDia
it’s your arrogance that you will
“Storing human urine to make fertilisers and put an end to imports of urea. Human trample me under your feet. With
urine can yield both ammonium sulphate and nitrogen. If the urine of the entire pleasure; i have suffered repeatedly,
country’s people (1.20 billion) can be saved, India could stop imports of fertilisers let it be once more.
like urea.” Ashok Khemka @AshokKhemka_IAS
NitiN Gadkari, union miniSter for tranSport
Happy on the inside and outside! the
“The Biju Janata Dal government has no reason to protest as the Railway Ministry
has not ceded even an inch of railway track in Odisha to other railway divisions. secret (of looking young) is dedication
The Centre will create a new division under East Coast Railway at Rayagada.” and hard work (and a few cheat days.)
MaNoj SiNha, union miniSter of State for railway Anil Kapoor @AnilKapoor

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