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After all Achhe Din were here
Can we have a religion-free now. I was feeling more proud
to be Indian now. Where else on
this globe will you find people
and love-filled nation? blocking all roads for ritual prac-
tices? And where else will you find
people who love animals so much
It’s high time the government and the legal houses should give us the that they are ready to kill even
humans?
“This year India must get the
BEING YOU right to decide if we want to indulge in any religious activity or we want UNO title for the Most Animal-
to sleep tight and move freely on roads
Friendly Country,” she thought.
YASHICA “No other country has so much
JALHOTRA of purity in religion, love for ani-
nswer a question this time. sound pressure measurement for the mals and respect for women? India
Do you feel that the gods evening. must get some award”
The writer, Editor became really happy and And how can I not mention the big We are made more of religion
(Digital Media), reserved a ‘tathaasthu’ award generators that were kept moving along and less of love.
is noted for giving A for you when you paraded with thousands of people to feed power The madness for religion scores
witty tips on lifestyle, them on Ganesh Chaturthi? Oh by the into the high voltage lights and sound very high when it comes to testing
health, love, parenting, way, this requires an ASAP answer — systems. But the other agenda of these Indians.
behaviour, inner- before all the maulavis and pundits portable electricity manufacturers was A little piece of land, be it a
self, spirituality, initiate a fatwa or issue a look out notice to add some more fumes into the Delhi mosque or mandir is sufficient
beliefs,relationships for me. air so that Delhi pollution keeps on get- to boil our blood and kill a few fel-
and everything else Though this time too, I have again ting its importance until next elections. low Indians. And if one day we don’t
falling under the sun. ordered few helmets and safety nets, Do I also need to talk about Swachh have a piece of land to showcase
but I doubt if these Chinese precaution- Bharat? our love for our religion, we have
ary measures will be even helpful to Well, it took me no time to understand animals to fight for. So basically we
safeguard me. For our religious leaders that I myself was now a participant in keep our hands busy
are far more powerful than Chinese the procession. Being Indian, I had in proving our loyalty for
helmets. Kya bolu, Itni maar padne wali become almost accustomed to such our religions.
hai. Better you also order with me. You religious rituals where gods are exhib- Have you also experienced a
may also come under attack for reading ited, dressed with colourful clothes, time when you have been stuck
something written against the religious beautified with ornaments and weap- in the traffic caused due to Nagar
and cultural norms. Or discount bhi ons, worshipped with flowers, fed with Kirtan or Ganesh Chaturthi.
mil jayega! sweets, bathed with milk, immersed in If not this, you must have a mem-
It was a usual Sunday when I start- water and taken on roads like it was ory about Mata Ki Choki or Jagran
ing driving towards the nearest park to happening now. held in your neighourhood where
practice running for my next marathon. It was a perfect cocktail of gods. There all the bhajans were well tuned on
A little piece I was hardly a few meters away from my were different horse carts with different latest Bollywood numbers. There
are other dozens of examples which
gods. One after the other, all gods came
home, when I was forced to raise ques-
of land, be it a tions about the nature and existence of one by one. I was wondering if any new prove religious interference in our
mosque or mandir, gods in India. gods were added and I am not even lives and that we have been accept-
There was a huge crowd of people
ing it all throughout our lives.
aware of.
is sufficient to boil which was more than enough to block all “Would the gods forgive me for this It’s high time the government
our blood and kill a the wide roads of Delhi; music adequate- sin?” — I decided to ask for anticipatory and the legal houses should give
forgiveness there and then only as this
us the right to decide if we want to
ly loud to reach the pain threshold level
few fellow Indians. range of your ears but yet not earsplitting was the best place to plead. indulge in any religious activity or
Happy now to have successfully done
And when it’s not as to move the Indian authorities to take my part, I tried to make some more room we want to sleep tight and move
freely on roads.
any action against the producers of this
a piece of land noise pollution. for my car in the crowd. There seemed
While this was not sufficient for the
to showcase our organisers of the tableau (jalsa), they to be a clear cut competition between Yashica Jalhotra was just found doing
her running practice with helmet on
the women of all age groups. From
love for, we have had also hired uniformed band baja and high end dresses to cut style jewellery. her head. Send her some suggestions
how to boost her security at letters@
I wondered if our film industry even
baraat people along with their gadgets so
animals to fight for that more decibels can be added to the needs Rohit Bal? • Patience in ICU The madness for religion scores very high when it comes to testing the patience of people tehelka.com
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