TRANSCRIPT 6: RAJBIR SINGH
TEHELKA: Namaste Rajbir ji. Kaise ho
TEHELKA: Kaise hain.
RAJBIR: Pani le ke aa
TEHELKA: Apke liye laya maine
RAJBIR: He, he, he, he, ho, ho, ho
TEHELKA: Mera husband fauj mein hai na, accha fauji rum laya.
Apka madad chahiye
RAJBIR: Full milega
TEHELKA: Mera driver ko kiraya mein ek makaan chahiye, yahan milega (1.23/ 21.34.36)
RAJBIR: haan milega
TEHELKA: Kitna kamra ka milta hai, do kamra, ek kamra. Kitchen bhi hota, bathroom bhi hota. Ki door hota bathroom.
RAJBIR: Nahin, nahin. Aap Hindi samajhte hain He, he, he.
TEHELKA: He, He, He
RAJBIR: Dekho phone aaya tha. Maine kai dafe aapke
TEHELKA: Khana khayiye na
RAJBIR: Nahin, nahin, aap bhi lo naa
TEHELKA: Zara kha leta hai
RAJBIR: Aap bhi lo
TEHELKA: Kai dafa phone aaya tha
TEHELKA: Kiska?
RAJBIR: Mujhe nahin pata kiska aaya tha. Mere se baat karne ki kai dafa koshish ki. Unhone phone kaat diya. (2.07/21.35.20)
TEHELKA: Accha, kaun?
RAJBIR: unhone kaha tha ki Rajbir Singh ji se milna chahte hain
TEHELKA: haan, main aapse milna chahti thi
TEHELKA: Wo apne kisi ko number diya hoga, to unhone call kiya hoga shayad
RAJBIR: Are sab kuch thanda ho gaya na sab kuch le ja
TEHELKA: Thanda. Coca Cola milega
RAJBIR: haan ji milega
TEHELKA: Apka dost mar gaya dukh laga hoga na
RAJBIR: Mamu?
TEHELKA: mamu
RAJBIR: Laughs
TEHELKA: Wo bahut ghumaya aapko.
RAJBIR: Nahin
TEHELKA: Ghumaya, kabhi. Nahin
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TEHELKA: yaha makaan kaisai milega? Makana vahan hai yaha?
RAJBIR: koi dikkat nahin hai.
TEHELKA: kitna kiraya hai.
RAJBIR: Aaree bhai kiraya hai mat diyo kya dikat hai? delkho pyar ki koyo kimat nahin hai. Mere paas bahut makan hain, koi dikkat nahin hai..
TEHELKA: makan mil jaiga.?
RAJBIR: Mil jayega.
RAJBIR’s son: Samne wala apartment
RAJBIR: dekho mai abhi tak aap ko pahachan nahin pa raha hao.
TEHELKA: Inko aap pehchana
TEHELKA; mai us din Jitendra kai satha ayya tha.
RAJBIR; ha ha
TEHELKA: Us din aaya mahin tha main Jitendra ke saath
RAJBIR: Mamu ne mujhe kahin nahin ghumaya.
RAJBIR’s son: Karan Rajput
RAJBIR: Haan Karan rajput
TEHELKA: Bacche ko bhi pata hai
TEHELKA: Poora kahani pata hai
RAJBIR’s son: Wo yahan par rehte the
TEHELKA: Accha
RAJBIR: maire ghar mai rahat the. Maine kabhi aaj tak bhi kisi ka namak tak bhi nahin khaya hai. mainai hamesha logo ki madat ki hai. Wo mere ki kaam aata
TEHELKA: kaisai aadmai the vo?
RAJBIR: bhai vo fraud kisam ka adami tha.
TEHELKA: fraud, yai aap kaise keh sakte hain.?
RAJBIR: Mere ko bhi chuna lagaya
TEHELKA: Accha
RAJBIR: Wo apni zameer se gir chuka tha
TEHELKA: Kya bolta tha
RAJBIR: Nahin bolta kuch nahin tha. Mere paas yahan rehta tha. kabhi maine unka kuch nahin khaya bhai. Baki wo theek admi nahin tha. kul milakar 100 per cent.
TEHELKA: Yeh aap kaise kah sakte hain.
TEHELKA: Jitendra mujhe bataya tha ki jab wo..
TEHELKA: Yeh jitendra ke saath, yeh jeetender ko bahut acchi tarah janate hain
TEHELKA: Mujhe jeetender bataya..
RAJBIR: Jeetender ka mama tha na.
TEHELKA: Jeetender
TEHELKA: Bina Ramani ka bar mein baithe the wo. Ab apko to bataya hoga thoda kahani
RAJBIR: Mere ko sari kahani ka pata hai. Mamu Jatin ko bhi le gaya wahan
TEHELKA: Kahan pe?
RAJBIR: Okhla
TEHELKA: Okhla mein kahan pe
R: Main har cheez se wakif hoon
TEHELKA: Okhla mein kahan pe
RAJBIR: Wo jo iski Sharma ki building nahin hai
TEHELKA: haan, haan
TEHELKA: Kya naam hai building ka?
TEHELKA: Manu Sharma ka?
RAJBIR: Manu Sharma ki
TEHELKA: Pitaji ka
RAJBIR: Haan
TEHELKA: Jitendra bhi gaya tha
RAJBIR: Jitendra bhag aaya wahan se
TEHELKA: Kyon, dar gaya
RAJBIR: Jitendra ne ek paisa bhi afford nahin kiya gair kanooni. Galat paisa, main kai dafa gaya Okhla.
TEHELKA: Aap gaye
RAJBIR: Sawal kar diye, mujhe kya sapne aawe hain kya
TEHELKA: Wahan kisase milate the aap log
RAJBIR: Mamu hi milata tha jitendra, wo
TEHELKA: Sharma se?
RAJBIR: Sharma se
TEHELKA: Pitaji ka ki beta ko
RAJBIR: Eh, Pitaji milata tha mama ko
TEHELKA: Acche dost the?
R: .. ka sauda karne yeh wo (6.27/ 21.39.40)
RAJBIR: main to Chandigarh bhi, Picadelly hotel
TEHELKA: Accha hotel hai?
RAJBIR: Bahut badhiyan hotel hai
TEHELKA: Mh
RAJBIR: Picadelly mein main gaya, eh manali gaya, Usne, Manu Sharma ke father ne na Mama se haan bhar li thi. Ki itne paise dene hain, Ki yeh karna hai too wahan ja wahan ja. Mama jo hai bahut badha likha aur bahut chalak admi tha
TEHELKA: Hoon, hoon. Accha
RAJBIR: mama ne mere sale ko, inake mama ko dore daal diye. Wo criminal kisam ka admi tha
TEHELKA: Aap nahin darata
RAJBIR: mera jo sala tha wo criminal kisam ka admi tha
TEHELKA: Nahin jo, Karan mamu the, kahan kahan le jaate the?
RAJBIR: Bhai main ek dafa to Chandigarh ticket le ke aayan hoon
TEHELKA: Chandigarh ticket
RAJBIR: Apne kharche pe, usake kharche pe nahin
TEHELKA: Kisase milate the wahan pe
RAJBIR: Wo mile hi nahin mere samne kisi se
TEHELKA: Nahi aap akele hote the mamu hote the saath mein
RAJBIR: Mamu hota tha, mera sala hota tha
RAJBIR: Aur aap?
R: Aur main. Mamu bahut chalak kisam ka admi tha bhai
RAJBIR: Ye, chalak matlab?
R: Jaise, aap mere ghar maa aayein hain. Maine aapki izzat karni chahiye
RAJBIR: Sahi baat
RAJBIR: Ya main aapke saath kahin jaaon. Apne meri izzat kar li
RAJBIR’s wife: Khud milata tha jisase milana hota tha na.. jo hota tha unke saath mein unko nahin milwata tha
RAJBIR: Par wo mere samne… Wo ukso. Jinka .. kar raha tha na wo usako dhokha de rahe the
RAJBIR’s wife: Jo mar gaye unaka jikar hi kyon
TEHELKA: Matlab
RAJBIR’s wife: Zinda thodi hai wo. Mar gaye….
RAJBIR; Jinase milna chah raha tha na mamu
TEHELKA: Kisase milana chah raha tha
RAJBIR: Manu Sharma se, manu Sharma ke hotel mein bhi gaye. Isaka father hi usko gumrah kar raha tha
TEHELKA: Father, matlab Manu Sharma ka father
RAJBIR: haan. Usane paise ke liye haan hoon bhari thi naa. Diye nahin
TEHELKA: Kisako, mamu ko?
RAJBIR: Mamu ko
RAJBIR’s wife: Unka zikr hi chod do aap. Kyon baat kar rahe ho aise admi ki.
RAJBIR: Main bahut saaf saaf baat karta hoon
TEHELKA: Darasal, yeh poore case se involved hain
RAJBIR’s wife: Wahin baitha tha wo. Usane hamare ko dikhaya tha paper. Wo khatam ho gaya kya
TEHELKA: Nahin, mamla phir se thoda shuru ho gaya
RAJBIR’s wife: Hum samacharajbir sunate hain
TEHELKA: Apko bataya tho us raat kya dekha tha
RAJBIR: haan mere ko bataya tha
TEHELKA: Kya dekha tha
RAJBIR: Wo bahut sharab peeye hue the. Wo admi, computer mein khot hota hai dimag mein khot nahin hota. Mama. Main. Mama mere level se hi baat kar sakta tha. Dekho. Jo admi. Dekho
RAJBIR’s wife: Aap aye the ne jab mama zinda the? Hain?
TEHELKA: Haan
RAJBIR’s wife: Wo aapki bahan hi guzari thi kya?
TEHELKA: nahin, nahin, ye doosari hain
RAJBIR’s wife: Doosari hain?
TEHELKA: Yeh unaki dost hain
RAJBIR’s wife: Accha
TEHELKA: haan batayiye mamu
RAJBIR: Mamu computer se bhi aage dimag rakhata tha. Main aur mamu jab aapas mein baat karte the, to meri aur mamu ki baatein mein khati thi. Main anpadh hoon. Aap padhe likhe hain. Aap meri baat ko na samajh paayein. Main aapki baat ko naa samajh paaon.
TEHELKA: To mamu kis mamle mein tez tha matlab
RAJBIR: mamu bahut padha likha hoshiyar admi tha
TEHELKA: nahin, us raat bataya kya hua
RAJBIR: Haan mere ko bataya tha. Wahin hum baithe the. Aur aise aise unhone yeh kaand kar diya
TEHELKA: Kisane?
RAJBIR: Manu Sharma ne
TEHELKA: Lad raha tha kya
RAJBIR: nahin, nahin. Mamu ne mujhe yeh bataya tha. Bhai aap tape vape, kuch aisi baat nahin hai na
TEHELKA: nahin, nahin, dekh lo
RAJBIR: Madam, main iski waise sharab nahin peeta main, sorry
TEHELKA: Accha, to phir meri taraf se kisi aur ko pila dena
RAJBIR: Haan. Usne na Manu Sharma ko na apshabd baat kahi.
TEHELKA: Jessica ne?
RAJBIR: Jessica ne.
TEHELKA: … baat boli
RAJBIR: manu ko apshabd baat kahi. Apshabd mein, aap padhe likhe hain. Har baat ko samajhete hain. Manu Sharma ko apshabd baat kahi gayee. Usane gusse mein phir
TEHELKA: Maar diya..
TEHELKA: Yeh Karan Rajput ne aapko bataya?
RAJBIR’s wife: yeh baat court mein bata doge. Kyon befalatoo ka mamla chal jaaye. Kyon zikar kar rahe ho
TEHELKA: nahin batayiye.. kyon samajhana …
TEHELKA: bhabhi aisi koi baat nahin hai
RAJBIR’s wife: Kal se, inko usane sari baat batayi. // bata denge
TEHELKA: Inka mamla to kabhi aaya hi nahin. Bhabhi, inka mamla to kabhi aaya hi nahin. Yeh ek NGO chalati hi hain. yeh N hain. Yeh filmon mein kaam karti hain
TEHELKA: Hum sach ke liye ladte hain.
TEHELKA: Yeh ek NGO chalati hain aur yeh sach ke liye.
RAJBIR: Dekho, mera to koi kisi mamle mein bigad bhi nahin sakta
TEHELKA: Aap wahan nahin the
RAJBIR: Main wahan nahin tha. Kahani to pata hai.
RAJBIR: Haan, Sari kahani pata hai. Karan usko. Manu Sharma ko na Jessica Lall ne apshabd kahe. Bahut buri baat kahi. Jo bardasht se bahar ho gayi. Usane dhadam se nikali. Yeh sach hai bhai.
TEHELKA: Aur phir usake baad mamu ko khoob paisa diya Sharma ne. (13.20/ 21. 46.33)
RAJBIR: karib bees laakh rupaya diya. Kareeb.
TEHELKA: mamu maan gaye. Ki mamu ko kabhi laga nahin ki
RAJBIR: Nahin, mamu kabhi bahut hi international karne wala tha
RAJBIR’s wife: Usaki maummu kehti thi. Wahan se paise le ke aata tha na to unako kharachata hua aata tha. Ghar mein le ke nahin aata tha. Thode bahut
RAJBIR’s son: mamu bahut shaukin tha. Bahut drink
RAJBIR: Usaki
RAJBIR’s wife: bahut sharabi the.
RAJBIR: Nahin, sharabi to tha. Sharabi hone ke bawajood itna dimag kisi admi mein.
RAJBIR’s wife: Haan, gaali wali nahin deta tha. Ulta seedha nahin bolata tha
RAJBIR: Chaay, coffee kuch
TEHELKA: Ek cheez batayiye?.
R: Khana kam se kam to le aao. Haan haan
TEHELKA: Ek, adha roti aur thodi sabzi aur achar
RAJBIR: Makkhan, achar
TEHELKA: Rajbir ji, jab N ji gayi thi Sabrina ji se milne..
RAJBIR: Mamu ne to usaki bahan se bhi paise le liye the. Main gaya tha, safdarjug mein kahan peeche rehti hain. Unke ghar gaya tha. Unka ghar mujhe yaad hai. Jaise ye road aa raha hai na aise
TEHELKA: Haan
RAJBIR: Samne hi hai road ke.
TEHELKA: Sabrina ka ghar?
RAJBIR: haan.
TEHELKA: Kyon paisa diya.
RAJBIR: Wo. Madam, humein to in baata ka nahin pata.
TEHELKA: Nahin, nahin
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RAJBIR: Shadi, wadi ki baat bhi karan rajput se ki thi.
TEHELKA: Kisaki shadi?
RAJBIR: Arre, wo Jessica Lall ki bahan jo thi na.
TEHELKA: Uske saath shadi hone wala tha.
RAJBIR: Wo jhootha tha ya saccha tha wo madam waise he aata jaata rahta tha. mujhe to in cheezon se koi interest nahin tha. Karan Rajput se waada kiya tha uski shadi ka bhi. Paanch lakh, ya saat lakh diye bhi the usko.
TEHELKA: Saat lakh rupaye?
RAJBIR: Haan
TEHELKA: Udhar se bhi bees lakh liye, udhar se bhi saath lakh
RAJBIR: Haan wo bahut criminal dimag ka admi tha mamu.
TEHELKA: Sabrina ke saath shadi karega. Buddha nahin tha?
RAJBIR: nahin wo kabhi mar gaya, do saal bad bhi Buddha rehne wala nahin tha.
RAJBIR’s son: bahut fancy the wo. Bade bade baal rakhte the, paancho ungaliyon mein ring thi. Moti. Paanch-paanch che che pehanate the. Chain pehente the. Joote high, matlab. Aisa lagata tha ki jaise..(1.00/21.49.20)
RAJBIR: Education mein bahut hi-fi tha. Aur main usaki har baat ko samajhta tha. Mere se bhi paise le gaya na wo.
TEHELKA: Kyon? Itna paisa tha to aapse kyon liya? Apke ghar mein rehta tha.
RAJBIR: Mere se paisa le gaya. Meri Beebi se bola ab Rajbir ji ne itne paise mangaye hain.
TEHELKA: Acha-Acha.
TEHELKA: Acha-acha. Kitna paisa le gaya aapse?
RAJBIR: Mere se koi zyada nahin bhai. Das ek hazar rupaye.
TEHELKA: Das ek
RAJBIR: Accha, phir wo meri bibi se bhi le gaya. Ab bhabhi mujhe kuch paise chahiye hain, main apko sham ko lauta doonga. Ab bhai. Phir wo usane aisa system banaya. Paise to wo lauta diye
TEHELKA: Phir theek hai
TEHELKA: Matlab. Meri bibi se. Main ghar aa gaya. Paise peeche de gaya mamu. Bola haan, haan. Double le gaya paise.
TEHELKA: Accha mamu paise lene khud jaata tha. Paise kaise aate the?
RAJBIR: Khud jaata tha wahin.
TEHELKA: Kahan, kahan?
RAJBIR: Bhai, mere saath to Okhla gaya hai ek do baar, ek baar aur gaya
TEHELKA: Kisase milta tha?
RAJBIR: Isake father se.
TEHELKA: Kya naam hai? Father ka kya naam hai? Nahin kisake father> Manu Sharma ke father
RAJBIR: Manu Sharma ke father ke paas.
TEHELKA: Father to unake Chandigarh rehte hain na. Yahan kahan rehte hain.
RAJBIR: Nahin, nahin. Wo Sainik farm me reh rahe hain.
TEHELKA: Aap log Sainik farm jaate the ki Okhla jaate the?
RAJBIR: Nahin, nahin. Main to ek baar gaya hoon, car me hi baitha raha hoon, maine na dekha manu Sharma ke, usake father ko, maine aaj tak bhi nahin dekhya hai.
TEHELKA: Aur jitn bhi. Kitna paisa laata tha ek baar mein.
RAJBIR: bees laakh rupaye laya na
TEHELKA: Ek saath?
RAJBIR: Nahin, kishton mein.
TEHELKA: Jaise kabhi..
RAJBIR: Mera koi role nahin raha hai kisi prakar mein. Madam, main na to lalachi hoon. Mere hi paise kha gaya wo. Chandigarh gaye na to mere sale ko le ke gaya hai wo. Mere dimag mein ye baat hogi usko manu Sharma ne bol diya tha tujhko paanch lakh rupaye doonga aa jao. Maine socha mera sala theek pravriti ka nahin hai bhai. Kabhi isme maar de kabi aur yo behechod badnami mare sar pe aa jaye. (3.50/21.52.09)
TEHELKA: Sahi baat hai
RAJBIR: Main, phir, mamu chandigarh gaya, wahan hum ruke.
TEHELKA: Kahan pe?
RAJBIR: Picadelly hotel jo hai.
TEHELKA: Acha acha
RAJBIR: Jahan hum ruke. Humne sharab wurub pi. Tadke, mamu ne pata na phone pe ke baat kari ke naa. Hum phir manali chale gaye. Manali se aaye to phir mere paas jo paise the . Mamu sharab bahut bahan karta tha, mamu jaisa achcha admi bhi nahin ho sakta
TEHELKA: Accha dost tha?
TEHELKA: bahut acha admi tha wo.
RAJBIR: Ab, mamali gaye. Wahan unhone bhaga diye. Arre koi gilas vilas de de.
RAJBIR’s wife: Unaki baatein mat karo. Apne kam ki baat. Bilkul. Na. Case hai ulta sulta. Yeh baate mat batao. Mamu jaye bhad mein.
TEHELKA: Apko man mein lagata hai Beena Ramani ke bare mein. Usako phansaya gaya?
RAJBIR: Bilkul 100 per cent phansaya gaya hai.
TEHELKA: Unake liye humko kuch karna chahiye? Ki unko aise phansne deke chodna chahiye.. Jitendra unka namak khaya
RAJBIR: Dekho
TEHELKA: Aap ek cheez batao Rajbeer ji. Yeh Jitendra bhi gaya tha wahan. Yeh Jeetender bhi jaata tha kya.
RAJBIR: Nahin, nahin. Jeetender nahin gaya kabhi bhi. Jeetender kabhi nahin gaya
RAJBIR’s wife: jeetender ki to galati nahin thi. Mama bhanje ki to ladai rahti thi humesha.
RAJBIR: jeetender to, isko paise dilwane ki bhi baat ho gayi thi. Yeh wahan se bhaag aya. Bhai glass de na
RAJBIR’s wife: Ab isme Bina Ramani ka kya dosh.
RAJBIR: Bina Ramani ko to
RAJBIR’s wife: Usme kaise kaise log aaye the usko kya pata
RAJBIR: Jatin, namakharami kare to kare.
TEHELKA: nahin, aapka dil kya kehta hai. Kyonki aap dost hain. Apki kahani pata hai. Humko kuchkarna chahiye ki uski kasna chahiye.
RAJBIR: madam, Bina Ramani to. Jaise aap mere se kahein. Aap yeh kehte lo yeh kam kara lao. Meri bhi kuch dutiyan hain. Maine aapka.. Lo aap lo
TEHELKA: Nahin, hum Coca-cola peete hain.
RAJBIR: Bhai. Jeetu ne koi galat kaam kiya hai to Beenu jimmewar nahin uski. Bhai, apne mere se paise diye. Bhai ye wo kaam kara lao. Aap paise ke lalach me ye kaam kara lao. Apki galati hai phir.
TEHELKA: Yeh Sabrina ki dost hain bhabhi. Sabrina, Jessica ki behen.
RAJBIR: Oh. To main to inke ghar to gaya hoon.
RAJBIR’s son: Inka ghar to yahin hain
RAJBIR: Nahin, nka ghar to Safdarjung enclave ke peeche hai.
TEHELKA: Kyonki ye mamla doobara khul raha hai
RAJBIR: Main to gaya hoon inke ghar. Inka ghar road ke aise samne hai. Meri aankhen to. Main to gadi mein hi baitha tha.
RAJBIR’s wife: Jo goli si mari wo inki behen thi
TEHELKA: Jessica ..
RAJBIR: Apne ne bhi mamu ko paise diye the.
TEHELKA: Na
RAJBIR: naa ji diye apne
TEHELKA: Mmu ko hum nahin janata
TEHELKA: Yeh Sabrina nahin hain
TEHELKA: Hum Sabrina nahin hain
RAJBIR: achcha-achacha
TEHELKA: Yeh unki
RAJBIR’s wife: Aap humare ghar pehli paar aaye ho.
TEHELKA: ye jiten ka dost hai. Mujhe ghar chahiye tha. Yeh do do roti beta bahut zyada hai. Ek plate aur le ke ao
RAJBIR’s wife: Ek plate mein aur roti hogi
TEHELKA: Ab nahin, adha adha kha lenge
TEHELKA: Abhi pet bilkul bhara hai
RAJBIR: Bhai, aisa hai, main to Jessica Lall ke ghar tak bhi gaya hoon.
TEHELKA: Accha. Wahan kya karne gaye the.
RAJBIR:Ghar nahin gaye. Gadi mein baithe the. Mamu gaya tha. Masmu ne hi batayi the wo mujhse shadi karegi. Wo itne paise kha gaya.
TEHELKA: Acha
RAJBIR: Mamu ne paise khaye usase bhi.
RAJBIR’s wife: Wo to har kisi se baat karta tha, kehta tha shadi karegi
TEHELKA: Sharma ki taraf se kaun paise dene jata tha. mamu hi jata tha?
RAJBIR: mamu hi jata tha paise lene
TEHELKA: kahan?
RAJBIR: Bhai mere saath to ek jagah okhla gaya hai. Us din paise bhi na mile
TEHELKA: Accha. Main nahin khaunga
RAJBIR: Kha lo yaar
TEHELKA: Bhabhi, bilkul pet bhara hai. Bahi bilkul thoons ke aa rahe hain. Pata hai kiske yahan. Kisne khila diya mujhe. N ji ko khana do
RAJBIR: Bhai main to spashta vakta hoon. Kahin koi jhooth nahin bolta
TEHELKA: Mera ek cheez poochna. Ek to mere ko ghar chahiye. Doosra baat hai humko hum logon ko beena ramani ke liye sacchai ke liye kuch ladna hai. Sab khamosh baitha hai. wo iska koi dost hi nahin hai.
RAJBIR: Dekho madam. Beena ramani bahut acchi aurat hai. Main usase kabhi nahin mila. TV pe hi dekhi hai. Saket me shayad wo rahati hai. Mera dost hai
RAJBIR: Achcha achcha.
TEHELKA: Mujhe bahut fikr hota hai unake liye. Kyonki jo bhola insane hai na bhola. Unko phansana bahut asan hai.
RAJBIR: Ye jo rashan card ki ye wo. Bahut badhiya aurat hai.
TEHELKA: Bada jaldi pee liya
RAJBIR: Haan,haan, haan. Paani ke liye ek gilas
TEHELKA: mamu ka yeh jo aspatal ka kharcha tha, yeh kaun deta tha.
RAJBIR’s wife: mere ko pooch us bare mein. Teen char lakh rupaye ho gaye the. Raat ko uski muumy utha le usko aise hi. Botal latka ke
RAJBIR: Bhai, sab manu Sharma ka baap deta tha
TEHELKA: hasptal ka kharcha
RAJBIR: Haan
RAJBIR’s wife: abhi bhi haega do teen lakh rupaye. Kahan deta. Wo deta hoga to raam jane
TEHELKA: Wo daru pee peekar liver kharab ho gaya tha na.
RAJBIR: Are bhai, mera bhi paisa na kha jata tha. (11.12/21.59.31)
TEHELKA: Nahin, to aspatal kha kharcha kaun deta tha
RAJBIR: Manu Sharma
TEHELKA: Kitna paisa kharch kiya hoga aspatal mein
RAJBIR: Kareeb, mere ko to bees lakh bataya tha mamu ne, baki tees ke upar tha. Maine kabhi mamu ka paani bhi nahin piya bhai.
RAJBIR’s wife: Mamu ho ya mama mere ko to aacha lagata tha.
TEHELKA: kahan kahan bharati hua tha
RAJBIR’s son: Singhania
RAJBIR: Kahan ho gaya ye bata
RAJBIR’s son: Singania mein
TEHELKA: Singhania mein hue the Rajbir ji
RAJBIR: Singhania mein to last time tha
TEHELKA: Sitaram Bharatiya mein bhi to gaye the
RAJBIR: Arre, aisa hai. mamu mere se har baat chupa ke rakhta tha. Mera dost tha
TEHELKA: Lekin ye kaise keh sakte hain ki manu Sharma hi deta tha paisa.
RAJBIR: Mujhe confirm thi baat
TEHELKA: yeh kaise keh sakte ho
RAJBIR’s wife: yahi court mein kahega
TEHELKA: Court ki koi baat nahin hai bhabhi
TEHELKA: Kabhi court mein bolne ko taiyar hoga ye
RAJBIR’s wife: Iske pair tod dengein agar jayega to
RAJBIR: Ab apko bhi ek baat buri lag rahi hai. Sach sweekar karna bahut himmat ka kaam hai. Ramani ne paise liye
TEHELKA: Kaun Ramani
RAJBIR: Beena ramani ne bhi paise liye bhai
TEHELKA: Kis cheez ke liye
RAJBIR: Madam, main wahi baat to uth gaye (12.48/ 22.01.07)
RAJBIR: Jis time manu ko pehchana na, us time gaal pe kis wis karke. Yeh to wo nahin hai
TEHELKA: nahin wo kaha ki ye hai
RAJBIR: nahin madam yeh nahin kaha ki yeh wo hai
TEHELKA: Aap nahin the wahan
RAJBIR: main maujood tha wahan
TEHELKA: Kya hua tha
RAJBIR: Humari sanskriti mein aisa nahin hai. Nahin, usne pehchanane se mana kiya bhai. Ab yeh manu Sharma nahin hai. Usk na thoda sa kis wis karke. Isne bhi paise liye hain.
TEHELKA: to phir kyon phans gaya
RAJBIR: Hello, yeh bhi sach hai.
TEHELKA: nahin, sach hoga. Main nahin keh raha hoon ki nahi
RAJBIR: Hoga nahin, hai
RAJBIR’s wife: Inki dost hai burai karte ho unki. Sachchai ko sweekar karna
TEHELKA: Dost wost kya hota hai bhabhi. Jo baat sach hai wo sach hai. Agar kisi ko aisa laga raha to
TEHELKA: Magar proof chahiye bas.
RAJBIR: Proof nahin hai madam.
TEHELKA: Rajbir ji, Karan rajput ke marne ke baad Sharma se kabhi aap mile, baat waat hui kabhi. Touch wuch hua kabhi.
RAJBIR: main Sharma se aaj tak kabhi nahin mila. Na maine dekhya hai use. Na maine dekhya hai kabhi. Na mera usase kisi prakar ka sambandh hai.
TEHELKA: Kareeb kitna kharcha aaya hoga aspatal mein.
RAJBIR: Arre, uska bahut kharch aya
TEHELKA: Kya kya
RAJBIR: Wo lakhon rupaya aise hi …. Chala jata tha.
Part 3
RAJBIR: Jaise abhi ye cold drinks manga hai, pani mangaya hai. Usane kabhi paanch paise kharch nahin kiye aaj tak.
RAJBIR’s wife: Kisne
RAJBIR: mamu ne
TEHELKA: Karta kya tha waise
RAJBIR: Jua khelna,
TEHELKA: makan khareeda
RAJBIR: nahin
TEHELKA: Shauk nahin tha
TEHELKA: Kharcha kaise chalta tha.
RAJBIR: Bhai Sharma ji denta the. Ye to mamu ka time bigad gaya tha. Mamu to, jabse uski bibi se talak hua hai na.. hota chala gaya
TEHELKA: Karta kuch nahin tha
RAJBIR: nahin
TEHELKA: yahan kiraya kitna deta tha
RAJBIR: Kiraya bhi time pe na deta tha. maine to bhagaya hai bhai bina kiraya rehne do magar
TEHELKA: Kiraya kitna tha yahan pe
RAJBIR: Chaar hazar rupaye
TEHELKA: Char hazar rupaye baki hain?.Kitna room, do teen kamre the kya?
RAJBIR’s wife: Flat hai
TEHELKA: Flat hai poora. Kuch nahin karta tha kya phir?
RAJBIR: nahin, kuch nahin. Sharab peena, jua khelna, aayyashi karna (1.34/22.04.58)
TEHELKA: To itna kharcha, daroo ka kharcha, hospital ka kharcha kaise chalta tha?
RAJBIR: Jabki main uske kisi …. Mein saath nahin tha. as mera renter, aap mere padosi hain, saath mere baith jao, baki sharab main hi pilata tha, baki aaj tak bhi paanch paise ki sharab nahih pee thi
TEHELKA: Sahi hai. Char hazar? Kitna Bada kamra hoga
RAJBIR: bhai apne, kaun sa khali hai
R’s son/ wife: 14 number flat khali hai.
RAJBIR: 14 number kaun sa?
TEHELKA: Hum subah aake dekh lenge.
RAJBIR’s son: Abhi dekh lo samne koi.
TEHELKA: Abhi thak gaye hain.
RAJBIR: Mere ko mamu ne hi bataya tha bina ramani ne hi paise liye the.
RAJBIR’s wife: Arre, wo to mar gaya. Iski baat ka usase….
RAJBIR: Mujhe Mamu ne bataya tha, beena ramani ne uske gaal pe aise na. Main wahin tha maujood court me
TEHELKA:
RAJBIR: Wo aapki doosri baat hai. main aapki baad mein bataonga. Usne uski kiss kiya aur pehchanane se mana kar diya. Paise dekar. Jabki bina ramani manu Sharma ko 100 me se 160 per cent pehchanati thi.
TEHELKA: Baad mein usko pehchana. Magar jis din hua tha us din nahin janati thi.
RAJBIR’s wife
RAJBIR: Nahi, thi. Khoon saaf nahin karwaya?
TEHELKA: Khoon tha hi nahin.
RAJBIR: madam, ye confirm hai wo mehrauli thane se….
TEHELKA; Rajbir ji, haspatal ka kitna aaya hoga abhi?
RAJBIR’s wife: Accha in baton se kya fayada hoga. Main bataongi.
RAJBIR; Fayada hoga jo bhi hoga
TEHELKA: 4 lakh she said.
RAJBIR’s wife: Jitne usne paise diye
TEHELKA: halaat bahut kharab rehti thi
RAJBIR: Bahut kharab rehti thi. Mamu mera bahut close dost tha.
RAJBIR’s wife: Accha, aise admi dost hote hain? rehne do aap.
RAJBIR: nahin khair wo upar hai.
RAJBIR’s wife: dost wost koi nahin tha. Kirayedar tha,
TEHELKA: yahan se phir kahan gaye the
RAJBIR: Jahan hamara lakadi bane thi.
RAJBIR’s wife: Gaye the rohini
TEHELKA: Kitne din yahan rahe.
RAJBIR’s wife: yahan rahe the dhedh saal.
RAJBIR: Hello, maine bataya tha unko
RAJBIR’s wife: Inka to kiraya bhi choda tha maine.
TEHELKA: Char mahine ka kiraya nahin diya
TEHELKA: Matlab 16 hazaar karib
RAJBIR’s son: unki halat itni kharab ho gayi thi ki hospital ke unke paas paise nahin hote the
RAJBIR: Yeh manu Sharma ka baap de nahi raha tha usko paise.
TEHELKA: kabhi usko gussa nahin aaya ke paise nahin de raha hai to main sacchai bol doon.
RAJBIR: Nahin. Wo to ek baar aur torcher karne gaya tha. jab manu Sharma ne baat karni band kar di thi. Jab bari ho gaya tha.
RAJBIR’s wife: mamu to mara baki admi to sab jinde hain na. Unse baat kar lo
RAJBIR: Mamu ko khud manu Sharma ne pehchan, madam aapko meri baat samajh mein aa rahi hai. manu Sharma ne mamu ko pehchanane se inkar kar diya tha.
TEHELKA: Fayada utha liya
RAJBIR: Jab bari ho jaye na
TEHELKA: Kya jab…
RAJBIR: Apki samajh mein nahin aayi baat. Manu Sharma jab bari ho gaya na to mamu ko pehchanane se inkar kar diya tha. main tere ko janata hi nahin hoon.
TEHELKA: Koshish kar rahe hain hum sach pata karne ki. Hum logon ko kya karna chahiye.
RAJBIR: madam dekh, mere saath bahut log hain. Sara desh hai mere saath. Main jaaoonga court mein.
RAJBIR’s wife: Court mein chale jaoge?
RAJBIR: Ke dikkat aa rahi hai court mein jaane mein
RAJBIR’s wife: Kisliye
RAJBIR: Dekhi jhooth bolna aur galat kaam karna paap hai.
TEHELKA: Isko poocha nahin to sach kaise bolega. Poochega to bolega na.
TEHELKA: Achacha ek cheez aur batao rajbir ji, ye surinder kaun apke sath.
RAJBIR: mera dost hai bhai.Wo ek saal ho gaya hai, mere se bhi kata hai.
TEHELKA: To surinder bhi jaata tha mamu ke saath.
RAJBIR: Dekh, mamu kisi ko pani bhi na pilawe tha.
